Two things you need to know, to understand #MismatchedMonday

#1: I am a simple creature.

#2: I don’t wear white socks.*

Long sock season: Labor day to Memorial Day

With those established, it shouldn’t seem like too much of a leap to understand why I do a thing every Monday that I call #MisMatchedMonday.

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4:21:32 PM me: I may be a bad person.
4:21:35 PM ani: oh really
4:21:47 PM me: I just caught myself chair dancing to Ace of Base.
4:21:50 PM me: Is there any hope?
4:21:51 PM ani: HAHAHAHAH
4:21:54 PM ani: no.
4:21:57 PM me: damn.

Jlott: You gonna come drink martinis with me tonight?

me: Me?

Jlott: Yeah.

me: *questioning eyes*

Jlott: Benny’s like “Me? I don’t drink!”

Me: Exactly. [Mhill walks by] I never drink.

mhill: *grin* mmmmhummmmm.

Me: Well, except that one time.

jlott: yeah, that one time. When you were 19.

me: yeah. That was a crazy night.

mhill and jlott: *walk away in opposite directions shaking their heads*

How is it that, with as much caffieine as we ingest on a daily basis, sleepy still wins in a Google Fight?

Google Fight: Awake Vs. Sleepy

I’m in charge of it today. DO MY BIDDING!

Noti: you never replied to my email.  Where’re we meeting tonight.
me: THATS BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER LETS MEET AT UR MOMS HOUSE HAHA I MEAN LETS MEET AT THE BIGGBY ON WAVERLY AT LANSING RD SEE YOU AT SIX
Noti: lol wow ur crazy, but I’ll be there.
me: I really do crack my shit up. and k.